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Hello...yet again. posted Aug 5th 2011, 9:30AM

Mood: Bitter

I've finally come back from my nice... 'vacation' in the hospital. Was a shame they didn't let me keep the bullets they found in my stomach!

So, how has everyone been fairing?

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Araine Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:30AM)

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-She's up in a tree, quite a distance away.-

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:31AM)

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+He's sitting away from it, reading.+

Araine Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:32AM)

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... -She quietly draws an arrow, taking aim.-

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:33AM)

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+He just takes a sip from his coffee.+

Araine Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:33AM)

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-She takes aim for his lower back... and fires.-

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:34AM)

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+Hit! And he falls out of his chair, to the groud.+

Araine Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:35AM)

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-She leaps down from the tree, running inside.-

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:35AM)

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Ga-gahhah... wha... ?!

Araine Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:36AM)

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-She moves past him, and begins searching around his house.-

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:36AM)

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+It's a fairly average house. There is an upstairs.+

Araine Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:38AM)

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-After looking around and digging through everything for a few minutes, she heads up the stairs.-

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:44AM)

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+There's a peculiar smell coming from one of the rooms.+

Araine Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:46AM)

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... -She opens the door.-

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:46AM)

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+And many of *these are what is seen.+

Araine Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:47AM)

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... Well well. -She leaves the door open, and walks down the stairs.-

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Oct 8th 2011, 2:48AM)

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+He's still on the floor, writhing.+

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Roy Bivona Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 7:41AM)

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Hello hello.~

Splash Totodile Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 2:32AM)

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Hello there, Kai-OH GOOD GOD.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 4:56AM)

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... I got better!

Splash Totodile Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 4:58AM)

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Your ear. YOUR EAR.

WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR EAR?!

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 5:22AM)

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Well, it got bit off... then it got better!

Splash Totodile Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 5:23AM)

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...B-Bit off...?

*Oh god, I think she's about to faint*

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 5:26AM)

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It's fine now!

Splash Totodile Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 5:27AM)

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Part of your EAR is MISSING.

HOW IS THAT FINE?!

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 7:11AM)

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Well, it was my whole ear...

Splash Totodile Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 7:13AM)

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Oh my god.

*I THINK SHE'S ABOUT TO CRY*

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 7:18AM)

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!!
Are you okay?

Splash Totodile Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 7:19AM)

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You're missing an ear and you're acting like it's alright!

That's not okay!

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 7:22AM)

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Only a small part of it!

Splash Totodile Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 7:27AM)

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But still! Why do you act like it's nothing?!

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 7:30AM)

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It could be worse?

Splash Totodile Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 7:38AM)

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I guess...

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Sep 15th 2011, 7:38AM)

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+He smiles sincerely.+ So you don't have to worry about me.

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Charms Pinehill Says: (Sep 9th 2011, 10:12PM)

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Oh, my...Hello! c:

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Sep 9th 2011, 10:13PM)

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...uhm. Hello?

Charms Pinehill Says: (Sep 9th 2011, 10:13PM)

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Who are you? c:

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Sep 9th 2011, 10:14PM)

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Kaiser. ...what are you?

Charms Pinehill Says: (Sep 9th 2011, 10:19PM)

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Me? I'm a horse.

Haven't you seen a horse before?

misterdiddums Says: (Sep 9th 2011, 9:19PM)

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WILLIAM, WHERE IS YOUR FATHER.

And your wife is acting like a cunt, put her in her place.

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Sep 9th 2011, 9:20PM)

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... But I don't have a wife!

misterdiddums Says: (Sep 9th 2011, 9:23PM)

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WILLIAM ARE YOU DRUNK? I EXPECT THAT ONLY FROM YOUR BROTHER, THE VAGRANT.

Catherine needs to know how to tear her elders. NOW COCK UP. AND WHERE ARE YOU HIDING YOUR FATHER.
The twit needs to change m'knickers.

Kaiser Karlmann Says: (Sep 9th 2011, 9:24PM)

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...
Should I run, or should I just cry, right now.

misterdiddums Says: (Sep 9th 2011, 9:27PM)

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WILLIAM FIND YOUR FATHER AND BEAT YOUR WIFE, OR DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE MY KNICKERS FOR ME?

I will make you William. Remember when you young William. GRANDMA AND HER KNICKERS WILLIAM.

I WILL SHED MY KNICKERS AND BEAT YOUR WIFE FOR YOU KNICKERLESS WILLIAM.